Saturday, March 31, 2007

Saturdayy

Whoo. saw myself and yiling on tv. haha. Grand finale of junior jams was shown today, AND I STILL THINK JERALD'S WAS THE BEST. but, haiiyo.

was practically on the laptop since 10 30 am in the morning until 6pm then went ahma hse.

at ahma hse, me and fidia jie went into a photo taking frenzy. we took like more than 10 pics. here is two. =P
aiyoh. i dont want to be seen taking a picture with you. =P

xinrong kor told us some jokes that his army friend told him, but they are all very wuliao which will not make anyone laugh. for those that dont want to read the jokes, they are in italic, so you know which ones not to read la huh. =P and i was typing it to someone on msn. so dont bother about the "joey! says".

joey! says:
american president said to indian president that india was a highly developed country, and invited indian president to come over to america to have a look.
joey! says:
so indian president came to america, and Bush hired a chauffer and brought indian president all around america, from the bustling cities to the wilderness.
joey! says:
Bush brought indian president to a desert in texas.
joey! says:
passed indian president a shovel, and asked indian president to dig.
joey! says:
so indian president dig ... dig.. and dig..
joey! says:
5 feet..
joey! says:
10 feet...
joey! says:
15 feet..
joey! says:
when reached 15 feet, Bush asked indian president what he say
joey! says:
saw
joey! says:
indian president said that he saw wires
joey! says:

Bush said that, this shows that america is so developed that even in ancient times, they already had highly developed telecommunication systems
joey! says:
then indian president was quite pissed, he was asked to come all the way to america to dig the ground and get mocked by Bush.
joey! says:
so... after a few days, indian president invited Bush to india, brought him around cities and stuff.
joey! says:
then brought him to a desert in india
joey! says:
gave Bush a shovel and asked him to start digging.
joey! says:
so he dug..
joey! says:
5 feet...
joey! says:
10 feet...
joey! says:
15...
joey! says:
20..
joey! says:
all the way until 100 feet, but he did not see anything
joey! says:
when reached 100 feet, indian president asked Bush what he saw
joey! says:
hoii are you reading
joey! says:
GRR.
joey! says:
okay okay
joey! says:
then indian president asked bush what he saw
joey! says:
bush said he saw nothing at all.
joey! says:
then indian president said, this shows that india is so developed that even in ancient times, they already had wireless connection.
joey! says:
i type so longgg.
joey! says:
then stupid ending right.

okay. the second joke is kind of sick, so all the more you shouldn't read it. BUT I"M TYPING IT ANYWAY. it's just a matter of copy and paste, hahaha.

joey! says:
there's this man, he went to a restaurant.
joey! says:
he bought a burger.
joey! says:
when the burger was served to him, he found a few strands of hair inside the burger.
joey! says:
so he called the waiter, then the waiter said, let me show you how our bread is being made.
joey! says:
so the waiter brought the man into the place where they made the bread.
joey! says:
he saw this guy.. putting the dough under his armpit.
joey! says:
and squishing the dough.
joey! says:
so that's where the hair came from.
joey! says:
then ..
joey! says:
then waiter said.
joey! says:
do you want to see how our DOUGHNUTS are made??

okay. end of joke. if you didnt get the joke, good.

hope you'll never feel like how the picture looks, dark and lonely.

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