so indian president came to america, and Bush hired a chauffer and brought indian president all around america, from the bustling cities to the wilderness.
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Bush brought indian president to a desert in texas.
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passed indian president a shovel, and asked indian president to dig.
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so indian president dig ... dig.. and dig..
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5 feet..
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10 feet...
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15 feet..
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when reached 15 feet, Bush asked indian president what he say
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saw
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indian president said that he saw wires
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Bush said that, this shows that america is so developed that even in ancient times, they already had highly developed telecommunication systems
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then indian president was quite pissed, he was asked to come all the way to america to dig the ground and get mocked by Bush.
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so... after a few days, indian president invited Bush to india, brought him around cities and stuff.
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then brought him to a desert in india
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gave Bush a shovel and asked him to start digging.
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so he dug..
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5 feet...
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10 feet...
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15...
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20..
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all the way until 100 feet, but he did not see anything
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when reached 100 feet, indian president asked Bush what he saw
joey! says:
hoii are you reading
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GRR.
joey! says:
okay okay
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then indian president asked bush what he saw
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bush said he saw nothing at all.
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then indian president said, this shows that india is so developed that even in ancient times, they already had wireless connection.
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i type so longgg.
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then stupid ending right.
okay. the second joke is kind of sick, so all the more you shouldn't read it. BUT I"M TYPING IT ANYWAY. it's just a matter of copy and paste, hahaha.
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there's this man, he went to a restaurant.
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he bought a burger.
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when the burger was served to him, he found a few strands of hair inside the burger.
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so he called the waiter, then the waiter said, let me show you how our bread is being made.
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so the waiter brought the man into the place where they made the bread.
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he saw this guy.. putting the dough under his armpit.
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and squishing the dough.
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so that's where the hair came from.
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then ..
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then waiter said.
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do you want to see how our DOUGHNUTS are made??